How to Annoy Your Husband 101


How to annoy your husband 101:

Husband: Pa-beer ka naman.

Wife: Sa kitchen, meron.

Husband: Pakuha, please?

Wife: Cold o draft? (Kahit walang draft)

Husband: Cold.

Wife: Alin don, Pilsen, Light o flavored?

Husband: Pilsen.

Wife: Plastic o glass?

Husband: Glass. Pa-hotdog na din.

Wife: Red o Brown?

Husband: both.

Wife: thick or thinly sliced?

Husband: Thick.

Wife: Toasted or steamed?

Husband: toasted.

Wife: with sauce or separated dip?

Husband: with sauce.

Wife: sweet and sour or sweet and chili?

Husband: sweet and chili.

Wife: with mayo or mustard?

Husband: both.

Wife: garlic-y or creamy?

Husband: both.

Wife: with toasted bread or wheat bread?

Husband: ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT, OR I’LL DO IT MYSELF?

Wife: ____________________.

   

Alam niyo na yun. 🤗

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