WANTED: DRUG MULES (a repost)


ADVERTORIAL — GLAIZA Recruitment Agency is your sure-bet for employment opportunities abroad. Anybody may apply! No educational attainment or previous work experience required!

Applicants must be skilled in field of putting physical objects into anus or vagina (if applicable). Challenges of the job include drug trafficking and possible death by lethal injection. But challenges aside, the following benefits await qualified applicants:

  1. Free passport processing!
  2. Free airfare and accommodation!
  3. High salary!
  4. Free maleta!
  5. In case of calamity, free repatriation (care of Department of Foreign Affairs)!
  6. In case of arrest, free legal services (care of Department of Foreign Affairs)!
  7. In case of execution, free transport of corpse (care of Department of Foreign Affairs)!
  8. In case of execution, free scholarship for family members (care of Department of Foreign Affairs)!
  9. In case of execution, free chance to be called “modern hero” (care of Office of the President)!
  10. In case of execution, free prayers, intercessions, and outpouring of grief (care of the Filipino people)!

What are you waiting for? This is your path to a better future. Call GLAIZA recruitment agency today at (+632)-722-1175!

 

 

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